zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
queenofheroes asked: music without lyrics is not real music (for opinions thing)
beyonces: send me opinions and i can only reply with “agree” or “disagree”
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
candied-two-fold: novemberrain93: Guys what if the reason Sam grew to be taller than Dean was because he was the one who got to eat while Dean had to sit by and starve so his little brother wouldn’t be hungry; therefore not getting enough nourishment to grow. He’s still tall as fuck though. SLOW DOWN THERE SATAN
chaystar: Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin i’m still on i still haven’t been banned I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS and i only got banned for 24 hours
rnph: there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
If you know who Rooster Teeth are
kick-the-ackles: We are automatically friends forever bc they are awesome.
getoffmybloghoe: accidentally ripping out your own headphones
shavingryansprivates: hannabarbarian: basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
joywillcome: you know that kids tv show you like? well GUESS WHAT it’s actually all imagined by that one character and they actually have a mental disorder and they imagine the other characters because they’re sad or someone died or something it’s all in their head and not stuff that is happening for real in the show! mind blown so sad my childhood is forever ruined
180mph: vaspim: lameborghini: asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh Is this a challenge *Sonic X theme song starts playing*
stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
ifyouhadwings: teamniceboyfriends: IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
ssjdebusk: deancasotp: endcas: finitecas: dear doctor who fandom we cordially invite you to join us on the floor crying we’re here for you with love, the supernatural fandom you know with the spn fandom i would expect you to be on the ceiling You know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you know everyone’s url on a post
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
abandoned-us: dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails. I signed three times with...
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just can’t stop
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
formuioli: we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
imagineyouricon: imagine your icon killing you